Although it was a setback for physics, I'm glad the particle naming rights issue led to the cancelation of Pizza Hut's Superconducting Super Collider in the early 90s, so the Double Stuffed Extra Cheese Topping Quark ended up just being named 'top quark.'

The arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :(

I hate the unearthly sound my phone makes when the weather service issues a tornado harbinger.

If you're thinking 'Wait, a giant crystal cave in Mexico? What's that?' then I'm SO excited for the image search you're about to do.

Paleontologists have long worried that the dinosaurs blasted into space 66 million years ago will one day complete their orbits and fall back down.

This discovery was key to his demonstration of regular/goofy symmetry violation, which won him gold in the theory portion of the X Games.